Seymour says, “Join me inside my own head for an all-singing, all-dancing exploration of my fucked-up brain. I’m going in sane, will I come out insane? All I know is it’ll be proper funny alternative comedy, not some mediocre bag of shite mainstream middle-class virtue signalling pile of wank… Anyway, come, don’t come, I’m past caring.”

First broadcast as part of Episode 16 of ‘On the Mic’ on 17 August 2019. Edit by Sophie Mitchell and Martin Walker. Produced by Martin Walker for UJR.