Performer: Stephen Carlin
Photograph by: Karla Gowlett
Show: The Opinionater
Venue: Laughing Horse Espionage (Mati Hari)
Promoter: Indie

 

Tell me about your Edinburgh show.

It is called The Opinionater. I am celebrating the fact that we live in the age of opinion now. Nobody needs facts anymore. Just opinions and lots on them please. Just some jumped up little shit standing on stage and pontificating for an hour. Who wouldn’t want to watch that?

 

Tell me about your first gig.

It was at the Comedy Brewhouse in Islington. I didn’t know what I was doing which is the best way to do anything new, including a presidency. I had no jokes just an impression of Alec Guinness. Somehow I fluked it and thought it was easy. I have been chasing that initial high ever since.

 

Do you have any rituals before going on stage?

I get angry at somebody in my head just to give me the impetus – usually a dead relative but sometimes an alive ex-girlfriend or George Galloway.

 

Tell me about your best and worst review.

I like good reviews the best, the five star ones, and especially ones with loads of superlatives: amazing, stupendous, mesmerising, flawless, debonair, best Prime Minister this country never had, The Thin White Duke etc. As for the bad reviews I like ones that not only eviscerate the act but conduct a full on character assassination and really get at the heart of the problem. You know the kind of thing? Despondent, cry for help, emotional and spiritual mutilation, impotent, anger management issues, wouldn’t have your back in a crisis, slouches, Neville Chamberlain etc

 

During this Edinburgh run, do you plan to read reviews of your show?

Yes I like to read them all in a oner on the last day. All the good and the bad together, all the praise and the criticism, all the elation and all the pain. You feel everything at once. Like eating an Easter egg with broccoli. And for a moment I feel so alive.

 

How do you feel about reviewers generally?

In general I support the idea of everybody going about criticising everyone else all the time. It is very important. I can’t remember why? I think it is something to do with preventing the next Hitler. So I am in favour of critics but perhaps they shouldn’t sleep with comedians.

 

In April 2018, YouTube comedian, Markus Meechan (aka Count Dankula) was fined £800 for training his girlfriend’s pug dog to do a Nazi salute with its paw, in response to the phrase ‘Gas the Jews’. Do you believe Meechan committed a criminal offence, and why?

I think the culpability lies with the dog and it should have been put down or given life in prison like Rudolf Hess. Likewise Hitler’s Alsatian dog gets off lightly but I don’t remember it objecting to the Holocaust at the time.

 

Are there any subjects that are not suitable for comedy?

Yes, World War 2 specifically the North African campaign. Don’t get me started. If I hear one more battle of El Alamein routine- Jesus!

 

Have you ever gone too far?

Lord yes. But as my Dad used to say. It’s art Stephen, what does it matter? Can’t you get a proper job? Stop crying. God what has happened to the manufacturing base in this country?

 

Looking back over your time as a comedian, tell me about the best gig of your career.

I don’t like best gigs because then it raises the bar and you have to retrospectively downgrade all your previous gigs. So things are getting better and better but it is getting harder and harder. It is a like being a top athlete or the opposite of Presidents of South Africa.